<p>If this planet exploded tomorrow I wouldnt shed a tear.</p> <p>Environmentalists say evil mankind is destroying a beautiful God-given place. Really? Mudslides, earthquakes and twisters kill millions (thousands) of people every year. Innocent planet? I judge by deeds not words. Yes, pollutants kill. But so do rockslides. If you talk to the average resident of a natural disaster location, they will be glad to tell you the planet has done as much evil as the average multinational in terms of lives taken in their local community.</p> <p>Earth has these natural occurrences that devastate homes and villages. But are they really natural occurrences? Sounds more like indulgent planetspeak for the insane outbursts of a maniac  like a serial killer thats handsome but then has these episodes of murder.</p> <p>Ive experienced this planets wrath first hand ... well, wrath is too strong a word, and so is firsthand for that matter. Ive experienced this planets harassment, from a slice of pizza getting soaked by a sudden rainstorm to a sunburn that left me unable to put on my shirt when I was a child. Living with this planet is like living with an alcoholic. It makes me wonder if the climate change is man-made or another mood swing by this ball of gas.</p> <p>Thats why, every time theres a flood in Pakistan, I drop an aluminium can into the wrong trash container. Every time there is a hurricane, I miss the garbage can and throw my fastfood wrapper on the ground. This is what you call trying to teach the earth how to treat people.</p> <p>I was there for Hurricane Sandy. I bought a refrigerator full of food and then this hurricane came along and knocked my power out for three days. All that food went rotten. Even worse: half the city came to a grinding halt. What the hell was that about? You have a problem with downtown, but midtown was fine, planet? Weirdo.</p> <p>This happens every year in Florida and North Carolina. And twisters in the Midwest. And you wonder why the red states dont believe in global warming. What do you expect? Theyve been getting their houses thrown around since Auntie Ems place got lit up back in the 30s and you think they want to put in tax dollars to save a place that tries to kill them every year?</p> <p>The planet needs to realize that this is a two-way street. You throw earthquakes, thats fine. We all get crazy. I get it. But without us, youd be like Mars: an empty planet that gets excited because somebody discovered a little bit of water. Dont forget: we made you just like you made us. We need each other. And guess what, beautiful planet  youre not that beautiful. A couple of mountain ranges, a Grand Canyon and maybe a few waterfalls ... but the rest of you is plain Jane or unattractive. Id give you a six or six and a half, so get over yourself. </p>