hell waikiki write review cleanliness good, overall place pretty bad, rented room 435 night house rented north shore not available night, figured just stay inexpensive place bedrooms 19-year-old son night, biggest problem parking, rental car forget, parking seriously waikiki, ended finding parking blocks south adult bookstore massage parlor little japanese restaurant tattoo parlor just lewers block west, hotel sure not parking space impossibly miniscule garage designed small fleet mini coopers turn left far hitting river, turn left make left opportunity one-way streets, make left light probably sign public parking detour, make right like alley-way alongside construction zone, head left, look nasty sort gravel cracked asphalt, yep costs 12.00/half day, good add money parking cell phone, n't worry pontiac g-6 weird spot, plenty corvettes jags bmw parked lot, maybe massage parlor best bet not dolphin place lady desk recommend staring left head, hate people wo n't make eye contact.so checked not-so-gracious desk clerk told assigned room 435. thank warden report immeditely parking lot punishment like butch rooms small, bedroom means barely room bed small night stand, oh sliding glass doors barely lock cracking plaster door header, expect security n't, sliding glass doors heavy, finally lock needed son shoulder frame push finally lock flimsey catch frame, better hotel just provided good dowel broom stick cut appropriate size wedge slider secure it.the soundproofing pretty sucks, kind gross-out hear upstairs neighbor peeing toilet brushing teeth.this place nickel-and-dime, want coffee, free buy, uh no thanks starbucks, want use safe, 3.50/day, dude crawl maybe pay ransom, nevermind sleep jewelry, want make phone calls, eh-eh-eh, cost ya, use skype msn messenger voice instead wo n't problem getting broadband connection idea a/c crummy window unit rooms, idea kitchen tiny efficiency setup obviously used closet, miniature 4-burner tappan stove microwave size shoe-box undercounter refrigerator silverware dishes 4 small people.all felt like low-life staying place grateful night certainly not worth 200 paid.for time energy took parking gain slight feeling security glady paid 50 bucks stay place parking staff took course hospitality, hot-looking heterosexual son n't send car dark, received plenty attention not ladies n't any.on sleazy apartments looking right lanai, good, bunch unsecured wi-fi, want internet access no problem easily connection,